prongsmydeer:

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

crewnex:

worldfamousprofessor:

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

sergeant-santiago:

Favorite Peraltiago moments per season → Season 2

gwenthefangirl:

aaawhyme:

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

dianasofthemyscira:

So, if I went all the way across town to get you something that you like, then that means…
To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018) dir. Susan Johnson

factsmyguy:

fastbreakthrees:

factsmyguy:

what it mean when everything she do make u smile

you got caught up in some shit bro you in love :^/

:/

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

pointylesbian:

raygunwench:

Imagine Jurassic World but Chris Pratt’s character is a woman. The whole film is exactly the same, but instead of Owen we have Olivia. It makes more sense that Olivia is the alpha of Raptor Squad, because all the raptors are female as well. Olivia and Claire argue about shoes (”They’re actually pretty comfortable for heels.” “I have a spare pair of boots in the truck for the LOVE OF GOD please borrow them.” “I’m fine! I can walk miles in these!” “You’re weird.”) They save each other’s lives. They make out. They walk into the sunset together. Gal pals who defeated the dinosaurs. The End.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.